HUMANS
Department of Biology Hires Renowned Woodchuck Specialist Charles Lignum, Interviewed by: Scott Moncrieff
Silly Little Hats Mandate, Qualyn Robinson, Alyssa Henriquez
ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Kim Kardashian's History at AU, Solana Campbell with Megan Napod and Alyssa Henriquez
Love is Blind Beta Tests a Season in Berrien Springs, Alyssa Henriquez
NEWS
"I'm So Sorry:" A Heartfelt Goodbye, Chris Ngugi
Introducing... Cardfield!, Abigail Lee
The Cardinalito: The New Student Craze Over the Saucy Dish, Nathan Mathieu
IDEAS
A Student Movement Towards a Southern Location, Nathan Mathieu
Why Meier Must be Renovated Immediately
PULSE
Andrews University Dating App: AUlovelink, Wambui Karanja
Sabbath Meatloaf Exposé, Alannah Tjhatra
THE LAST WORD
Don't Make Me Laugh! Using Humor as Power, Lily Burke
Available at: http://works.bepress.com/scott_moncrieff/37/
Due to it being April Fool's Day, this issue is full of satire articles and should not be taken as serious news.