On April 23, 2014, the Kinsey Institute, 2 whose founders argue that “children are sexual beings….sexual from the word go....sexual from birth,”3 was granted consultative status by the United Nations Committee on Non-governmental Organizations (CNO) of the Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC). By creatively presenting the Institute’s history and mission in order to obtain its global lobbying status (see the discussion infra), it follows in the footsteps of its founder Alfred C. Kinsey, who misled the world with his theories promoting pedophilia in Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) and Sexual Behavior in the Human Female (1953).