This is a translation (improved thanks to the feedback of Julia Phillips Cohen) of a 1928 installment of the popular advice column "Postemas de Mujer," published in the U.S. Ladino newspaper La Vara by the Salonikan-born journalist Moïse Soulam, who wrote under the pen name of Bula Satula. The installment demonstrate that Ladino and Spanish were for the most part mutually intelligible languages, but Sephardim did not always welcome the overtures of the Puerto Ricans who overheard their conversations. This translation previously appeared in Aviva Ben-Ur, "We Speak and Write This Language Against Our Will’: Jews, Hispanics, and the Dilemma of Ladino-Speaking Sephardim in Early 20th Century New York," American Jewish Archives 50: 1-2 (1998): 131-42.